February 2012
ssuicidalthoughtss:
i just want somebody to hug me. anyone? yeah?
hughughughughug
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Come here, BAAAAAAABY yooooou know you drive me up the wall The way you make good on all the nasty tricks you puuuuuuuull. Seems like we’re makin’ up more than we’re makin’ love. && it always seems you got somethin’ on your mind other than me. Girl, you got to change your crazy ways. You hear me? THAT KINDAA LOVINNNN ’ turns a man to a slave. That...
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morbidly obese and emotionally volatile somewhat offensive adolescent with blog seeking shane-like girlfriend
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sporklocked:
oh my god I am such a smug and pretentious asshole in my own head
and occasionally out loud
sidenote: I have never been able to spell “occasionally” correctly the first time
i’m just generally a pretentious asshole
e v e r y w h e r e
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you guys
yesterday I had this phase when I thought I should slightly tone down my tumblr/twitter because I have all these real people following me
but then I decided I didn’t care
free
bitch
baby
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I don’t like people. To be more specific; people who like to pretend (either that or, they genuinely are that false and flimsy; in which case I hate them more) they have never felt anything past that superficial, skin-deep level of everyday annoyance or just basic happiness. I don’t understand the point of pretending you’re much better than everyone else just because...
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source: santana’s underboob
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My love for Lindsay Lohan is so deep that I can look at pictures of her crack addicted face and find them unrepulsive.
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whenever really random people call up I call them ugly or mentally deficient
because I can
because I’m cute ok
wouldyoufreakoutifi:
lol sometimes I thank god I don’t have a penis because seriously most embarrassing shit EVER
*hand on heart*
I’m glad you don’t have a penis (y)
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I don’t understand what all you misunderstood hipster teens are trying to prove by posting pictures of bloody eyes and acid colored snakes and beaten up people and yin yang signs and shit. I mean it’s cute and all but not allllllllllllll the time..
I don’t actually understand what I’m trying to prove by blogging about my lustful fantasies either but WHATEVER
i’m lying on my sofa tumblin with my iPad on my tummy
and then it falls
and almost hits my face
but my boobs protect my face
praisethelord
“Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth...”
– Sigmund Freud (via iamtheblender)
i have the best ex ever ngl
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why do celebrities look so serious when getting coffee
calm down
it’s just a latte
nucleur:
someone punch me in the mouth with your lips
preferably shane
edge of glory
just makes me want to don something black, lacy and shiny and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance